I thought it was only fair to first share Cory's list. He is currently sitting at the other end of the couch and I'm wrapped up in a 101 Dalmatians blanket - you know, the weird fleece kind where the edges are cut into quasi-fringe then looped into itself. A fresh episode of Dateline Mystery is queuing up. The Christmas tree is lit. I'm hopped up on Thai food. Life is good.
Now that the stage has been set, I place before you the best Husband Celebrity Crushes ever.
Seriously, it's some good junk. My guy's got impeccable taste.
No, I am not biased.
Yes, yes I am.
I'm detailing this list from memory but Cory has veto-power before I hit "Publish". Just in case I get something wrong. Not that that ever happens.
Unequivocal #1 - Reese Witherspoon
I fell in love with Reese in The Man in the Moon. I'm not sure when she caught Cory's eye. Hold on - I'll ask....
OK, he claims that I introduced him to her, but that's just bogus. (Cory's not known for his command for of historical events. I'll leave it at that.)
#2 Tia Carrere, circa Wayne's World
I apologize for the small picture. Let's just say it was...tricky...to find one of her where she is adequately covered.
Yes, this one is a bit bomb-shell for my liking, but I do appreciate the fact that he has remained so loyal to this below-the radar icon of his adolescence.
Party on.
#3 Julia Louis-Dreyfus a.k.a. Elaine Benez
Cory's got a soft spot for a funny girl. I can't argue with that.
#4 Penelope Cruz
That whole Tom Cruise thing still seems a little weird, but Javier appears to have redeemed her.
#5 Tina Fey
Self-explanatory.
Self-explanatory.
#6 Lindsey Bluth/Portia de Rossi/Nell Porter
Funny and beautiful and yes, entirely improbable for a host reasons, but I heartily approve.
Meet me here next week for my list and possible commentary from the guy at the other end of the couch.
