But first, let it be said that I struggled to come up with this list. I have the bad habit of proclaiming additions to my list, then promptly forgetting them.
I'm sure Sarah will happily check my work and fill in any gaps. That's what best friends do. Cory was also helpful in piecing this together. He's wicked-awesome like that.
#1 - Grant Show
This was a no-brainer. He's been on my list since High School and Sarah laughed about it enough that I've never forgotten him. I think his name was Jake Somethingorother on Melrose Place. All I really know is, he rocked the white t-shirt. Word has it he married a plus-size model in 2004, which is pretty rad.
Unfortunately, he now bears a startling resemblance to Napoleon's Uncle Rico.
This was a no-brainer. He's been on my list since High School and Sarah laughed about it enough that I've never forgotten him. I think his name was Jake Somethingorother on Melrose Place. All I really know is, he rocked the white t-shirt. Word has it he married a plus-size model in 2004, which is pretty rad.
#2 - Hugh Grant (Thanks, Marty!)
He's rather endearing on film. He's quirky and British. He looks good in a tie in that Sandy Bullock movie.
Granted, I had to scan past quite a bit of this to find a decent picture of him, but you'll have that.
He's rather endearing on film. He's quirky and British. He looks good in a tie in that Sandy Bullock movie.
Granted, I had to scan past quite a bit of this to find a decent picture of him, but you'll have that.
# 3 - Taye Diggs
I'm pretty sure I met him on Ally McBeal. I don't know that I've seen any of his movies, but his is a face that is not easily forgotten. And he smiles a lot. And he wears nerdy glasses sometimes. And he dresses like Andre 3000.
Also... Cutest celeb couple ever.
#4 - Kyle Chandler.
But can I please just call him Coach T?
But can I please just call him Coach T?
And while we're on the subject - Cutest pretend couple ever.
#5 - Him
Self-explanatory.
Don't even pretend that you don't also have a crush on him.
Self-explanatory.
Don't even pretend that you don't also have a crush on him.
But on the strange off-chance that you really don't understand it, just remember - we love each other because of our differences, you and I, not in spite of them.
Right?
Right??
Right??
If it's any consolation, he came close to making the list.
#6 - Clive Owen
I don't precisely recall how he landed on the list, I only remember that he did.
Honorable Mentions
Category: Cradle Robber
Tim Riggins.
(Not Taylor Kitch. I don't even know that guy.)
Category: Rap
Shawn Combs a.k.a. Puff Daddy a.k.a. P Diddy a.k.a. Diddy
Duh.
J. Lo is a fool.
Duh.
J. Lo is a fool.
