Tuesday, October 5, 2010

What I Look Like From There

(Part 2 of a 2-part series. )


Here I am, up on my stool.

It might be true, but it shore ain't pretty.

Hair all askew.

The glow of the screen casting a ghoulish light upon my face.

And I have a real problem sitting properly in chairs.

I used to sit like this at the dinner table and my parents would tell me that if I didn't stop, no one would ever ask me out on a date.

Well, I laughed all the way up the alter, then I promptly hopped up on my stool and lived to blog about it.

I'm a huge believer in yanking the skeletons right out of the closet. This skeleton just so happens to be double-jointed with heels that fall asleep due to improper circulation.

Just keeping it real, folks. Just keeping it real.