Monday, July 12, 2010

Where You'll Find Me Tomorrow

In a fantastic, last-minute turn of events, I will be heading West to visit her, along with my Mama, Rubester and Calvin.

We have been pretend friends for over a year and she lives less than two hours from here. 'Twould be criminal not to meet in person, though it has us both a bundle of nerves and silliness.

That's her, below. She's had a rough life. But I don't judge...

For your reading displeasure, I have included our entire email thread related to this visit. Don't hate me. It's my blog, and I'll bore you to tears with random nonsense if I want to.



July 10, 2010
6:18 PM
From: FPFG
To: The Coop Keeper (TCK)
Subject: Don't have a heart attack


Are you scared yet?

This is very last minute, but what does your Tuesday look like?

Would you be at all interested in company for part of the afternoon? Or does that thought make you hivey? You have to be honest, Smarty Marty.

If this doesn't work, we'll figure something else out. Just thought I'd run it past you!

-Shanny Bo



July 10, 2010
6:23 PM
From: TCK
To: FPFG
Re: Don't have a heart attack


Shanny Bo
(do you like your new nickname?)
I'm sitting here now, catching up on facebook - the garden walk ended an hour and half ago - for today anyhow - oh my gosh I had a ball - met a few people that read the blog - SO freaking fun! One gal actually brought me bacon! How fun is that!?

Tuesday sounds fine and perfect! I'm taking Aaron out for breakfast that day, but we'll be home - who all shall be with you? I want to make sure I prepare - will you have lunch with me?

The garden will still be weedfree - so it's a good time to come! LOL NOW, I might not let you upstairs in the house - oh dear, ok, I'm getting nervous, but in a very good I can't wait to meet you way - so - come on over!

The weird thing - right now - I don't know what to do with myself. I need to water a little, and push the mower in the back yard a little - collect eggs - make sure the girls have water - stuff like that - but I feel like the pressure is off - and it's a good feeling - but a weird feeling -

: < >


July 10, 2010
7:14 PM
From: FPFG
To: TCK
Re: Don't have a heart attack


Oooh...Hoorah! I'm so glad you're not hive-riddled.

And I'm SO happy to hear that today went so well! To know you is to love you. That's what they all say. (You didn't know???!)

I'm trying to twist my mom's arm into coming up from Ohio on Monday, so she will likely be with me. And maybe Calvin and Ruby, but definitely NOT Silas.

Oh Lord have mercy, he is a handful. A really cute handful, but still. So I will happily take advantage of Cory's "relaxed" schedule and leave Silo with his daddy.

Two questions:

1. What would be a good arrival time?
2. What is your exact address?
3. What can I bring?
4. Promise me you won't stress and over-vacuum.
5. I am totally fine with not seeing the upstairs. I sort of dread when people ask for "the tour", because our upstairs is mostly disastrous.
6. What can I bring?
7. Promise me you won't stress.
8. My floor is covered in sticky rice right now, if that helps take the pressure off.
9. I just remembered how much you value a really clean home and now I'm nervous about the day that you come to my house.
10. I don't know how to count.
11. I don't know the difference between a question and a statement.

xoxo,
Gossip Girl

ps- Did you see that new Big Brother-ish show with all of the old bachelors/bachelorettes that's coming on in August?? I'm so all over it.

July 10, 2010
9:05 PM
From: TCK
To: FPFG
Re: Don't have a heart attack


Oh Shannahan - I might get all 'Misery' up on you and break your legs and just keep you here forever - cause:

1. You are adorable.
2. You make me laugh out loud - and not too many people can do that ...
3. I really need some help around here.
4. I love you heaps.
5. I'm scary in real life.

Of course I'll be over vacuuming and stressing and freaking, and cleaning the hot upstairs - it's ok, cause that is just WHO I am. You'll be disappointed in the 'real' house - the blog makes it look all wonderful and nice, and it's just a small house that smells of musty basement.

By the time you get here, I'll be an old woman (think of the photo) standing in the driveway with one flower. LOL - that's not really funny, but I'm just tired enough to think it is....

OK....

Arrival time - it don't make me no never mind. Anytime. You know I'm up early - I'll just be so happy to see you. I so hope your mom will come - please tell her I said so. I have baby animals that need her love.

Bring you (and no beets) I really can't think of anything you need to bring hon - what will the kids eat? I can plan on lunch, or just snacks - I suppose it will depend on what time you get here....

I can't promise I won't stress - in fact, this will be so perfect, cause I was just thinking today, what shall I stress about this week? : < >

Your rice dilemma does take the pressure off - but I trump you with smelly guineas on the enclosed front porch, and a yard sale chair sitting in an awkward place, and spider webs everywhere and windows that haven't been washed in a coons age - and a newly found wasp nest in a rotted bedroom window.

I'm not nearly as hard on anyone as I am on myself. Please don't stress WHEN I come to see you, which will be soon.

I have no answer for 10 and 11 - those are your issues.

Oh Shanny BO - I'm super excited to meet you and hope we will have engaging banter in real life. I met some people from the blog today, and it was INCREDIBLY fun - such fun peeps - so I'm thinking we'll be good, plus, I just talk alot, and even talk more when I'm nervous, and I know I"m going to be super nervous to meet you, cause I really like the online you. Plus, I may scare your children since I think they are adorable. I once told my girlfriend's four year old that I wanted to cut her up and eat her with a fork. It frightened her - I didn't mean it literally, but ....well........

You are still coming over right?

: < >

Are you talking about the Bachelor Pad? OMG - I'm so all over it. I've given up being embarrassed by watching such drivel - I can't look away.


July 12, 2010
7:53 AM
From: FPFG
To: TCK
Re: Don't have a heart attack


Well, I'm all abuzz over here. My mom is due to arrive here later today, so ready or not, here we cooooo-ooooome!

I imagine we'll leave here sometime around 9:00 ...which would put us to your place around 11.

I do not want you to be feeling like you have to feed us lunch! I could always pick subs or something up on the way over?? Let me know what you are thinking but I forbid you from thinking you have to do anything involved. We are EASY to please.

We'll probably plan to head back out around 3.

Or is that too long???

Ugh. I'm getting hivey!

Just kidding.

And woman, I had BETTER see vacuum lines in your carpets... that's all I'm saying. I'd better see 'em.

xo
Bo Bo

July 12, 2010
9:40 AM
From: TCK
To: FPFG
Re: Don't have a heart attack


Oh Ma Goodness - I'm so excited. So.

So glad your momma is coming!!!!

Guess what? I just woke up. Heavens, it felt so indulgent. The chickens aren't too happy about it, but they'll get over it. I hope I have enough eggs to give you and mom some, I've been giving alot away lately, and I'm not sure what's in the fridge.....

Speaking of eggs - do you like cucumber sandwiches? I love them and thought they'd be good since I have cucumbers ready in the garden, but the kiddos probably wouldn't like them much - are they coming with?

Do you like coffee? I thought I could roast you some beans today. Oh and make sure there is room in your car for the junk I have for you!

Let's see. OK - well this is my plan - I'm going to clean today - which seriously, I would be doing with or without you. I like cleaning. And it realllly needs it since I've been outside all the time lately - I am nervous about you seeing the house, cause that is how I am.

Depending on how tired I am, or how in or uninspired I am - I will plan a nice little lunch here for us - or I will treat you guys to the Tastee Top down the road - they have good bacon cheeseburgers!

Oh Bo Bo - I think we will be fine and talk non-stop - or we will be awkward and you will leave at 11:30. Time will tell!

Looking SO forward to your visit!!!!!!!! You do know that I'm taking pictures to blog about it right!?

I have to go vacuum now, the driveway looks dirty.

Marty



July 12, 2010
9:07 AM
From: FPFG
To: TCK
Re: Don't have a heart attack


I am SO pumped to see you!!! I already know I love you.

And I like the Tastee Top idea. (I also like cuke sandwiches...) But I mostly like the idea of you crossing that one thing off your list and who doesn't like a bacon cheeseburger?? But no way in Hidey Ho am I letting you treat! I just won't do it.

So here's the deal - We're coming. With 2 biggish kids. And a mama. And we will dine out. And I'll leave room for the junk. And we'll have a BALL! And of course, I'm taking pics, too. Duh.

Also - JJ's coming here on Wed. Holy Schmoly! I'm a lucky girl with a lucky week. And I'm so excited for mom to meet the both of you!

ps - My mom and I are both not coffee drinkers. The only coffee nut around here is Corco...but he doesn't count.

pss- He does count, I guess, but I'm mad at him right now... ;)


July 12, 2010
10:18 AM
From: TCK
To: FPFG
Re: Don't have a heart attack


Oh my oh my!~ I'm excited.

OK - no coffee beans for the bodofyous - but I'll send some for The Corkinator - and hopefully you won't still be mad at him (don't you hate that? I was mad at Glenco on Sat night). Do you have a grinder?

OK the Tastee Top it is! It's a cute place and they have pickanic benches out there, but it's also close enough to where we could come back here and still eat warm food. We could have a pickanic out in the outpost, or in the Squirrel - I'll have plenty sweet mint infused tea to drink and some sort of sweetness - a pie perhaps? A grunt? A betty? Or Shanny's favorite - a cobbler? Now if one was to make a cobbler for you - would one put sour cherries, raspberries, rhubarb or blueberries in it?

I will have to deal with guilt over not making you lunch. But given the fact that I'm crippled from yard work at the moment, and that my hands will work to the bone vacuuming today - I suppose it's only right that we eat out - and the kids will probably like it better. And I'm so treating. Just get that thought RIGHT out of your head.

I'm frightened for Calvini. I might frighten him. I have a cat named Calvin. I can't wait until they meet. I can't assure you that Rubilicious will not be traumatized.

Lucky you getting to see Jen tomorrow too!!!

I can't wait for the day that all the farmgirls are united. What a day that will be.

I'm going to go clean the toilet now. Please notice how clean it is when you visit.

Thank you.


July 12, 2010
10:22 AM
From: TCK
To: FPFG

Re: Don't have a heart attack


almost forgot! The kids can play in the Blue Lagoon if you want them to! Just pack their suits - it's about 3ish -4ish feet deep. I have floaty rafts.

xo


July 12, 2010
3:38 PM
From: FPFG
To: TCK
Re: Don't have a heart attack


I'll have them bring their suits! And as for the other question? Raspberries or sour cherries, but really, any fruit'll do.

Woot woot! We're coming, alright.


July 12, 2010
5:15 PM
From: TCK
To: FPFG
Re: Don't have a heart attack


Just back in from hitching up the wagon and going to town. I got some popsicles for the chitlins and ice cream for our cobbler. I'll surprise you with a flayva.

I'm so totally not stressed, it's crazy. Having such a fabulous day. Looking so forward to your visit! The garden already has weeds in it and I don't give a hoot! I actually just stopped at the garden center, believeitornot, as I'm already planning a new bed. I just needs me some money, and lots of it. I want to plant more trees.

Well - there ya go - you'll be here and gone before you know it - and what a tale we'll both have to tell.

Be careful driving.

Do you need detailed directions? Are you really going to ask ME for them?

Wear your seatbelt.

Tell your mother I might freak her out with how excited I'll be.

Two baby chickens hatched today under the brood machine AKA Phyllis. I'm so excited for Calvy and Rubles. They will have baby chickens. A good photo op, no?

OK - I have to go wipe things. Exactly how tall are you? Do I need to wipe the top of my fridge?

hugs a plenty

me

35 comments:

  1. omagosh - I'm laughing, and I'm the one the wrote half of this drivel. Oh Bo Bo, tomorrow will be a red letter day indeed.

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  2. Doesn't matter what you post...You always make me smile! Ever thought of hosting a blogger party about Adoption? I would totally link up!

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  3. I'm so jealous. It's not fair! I want to host a cucumber sandwich party for both of you now!
    You guys are hilarious. That is all.

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  4. Hey! What's wrong with this picture?! Marty and JJ in the same week? No Benny? Oh well, I will just bask in all your glorious photos and dream of my turn....twon't be long my little Midwestern friends!

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  5. (smiling)~ I hear fun in every word!

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  6. Blogs collide! Cant wait for each take on the day as you are both on my morning's read list with my hot cup of tea!
    Have a great day, guys!
    ~Andrea in NH

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  7. YEA! Loved the emails - they cracked me up. (I'm totally all over the Bachelor Pad too :)) Have a blast girls -- I'm sure you will!! Can't wait to see pics or hear about it.

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  8. Oh don't hate me Bobo for posting a nice pic of you on my blog - I looked for an unflattering one of you, but couldn't find one! You look cute in them all, and I was the same, tired and frustrated with the computer, so I just put that awesome pic of you that will be on your book sleeve one day. You ain't no terrible person. See you in a bit!

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  9. Noooo you are supposed to be coming up to see ME! Ha!!! Have fun with your blogging friend. Those are the best times. They just seem to getcha better than anyone else. Weird! Love the picture she put of you. That's a keeper:)

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  10. Oh lucky girls! Wish I was there. Can't wait to see you tomorrow girly!

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  11. You gals are hilarious! Sooo jealous you guys get to meet up. Can't wait to hear all about it.

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  12. I loved reading the emails....so funny. You two are gonna have a blast.

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  13. oh dear! sounds like you are going to have so much fun with your bloggy friends this week. i dream of one day meeting a bloggy friend in real life. and i'm not so secretly jealous that you are not toting the kids to colorado:) TCK sounds awesome. your emails were seriously hilarious. rock on sister!

    xoxo

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  14. Gak! Hilarious! Have a wonderful time. I have made some treasured friends through this blogging silliness! :)

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  15. Just don't forget: She was MY friend first. Just sayin' :)

    You're in for a treat! Jayme is one of the most wonderfullest people in the world....your face and tummy will be hurting from all the laughing....she's a treasure (as are you, even though I've never met ya. We can remedy that if you're ever in Fort Wayne...)

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  16. I am so jealous. You both are two of my favorite blogs to read. Next time I want to be included. I live in the area also. Right now I am living in Mahomet Illionis (a small town outside of Champaign), but I am moving to Indianapolis as soon as our house sells here. Have a great time together and I can't wait to read all about it!

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  17. so fun! have a riot, dear friend.

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  18. I loved the emails! You two are goons and I love a good goon! Hope you have a great day! I am sure you will!!

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  19. Oh... I am so jealous!!! Here is an idea for you Shannan.... you need to host a blog party at your place. I know for sure that you would have two states represented... me in Ohio and my sister (Sarah- Nesting In Pleasant View) from Tennessee. It would be so much fun so please, please consider it!!!

    Have a delightful afternoon with your friend and can't wait to hear the rest of the story and see pictures.

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  20. Oh how fun! I love both of you so much and to think, you are only 20 minutes from me! WOW! I'm feeling all hivey now! lol I loved your e-mails and I'm going to be all over the Bachelor Pad too! :) Can't wait!!

    I'll be checking for an update and photos the rest of the night now! lol

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  21. I've been reading your blog for a while now Shannan, and I must say - there's just such a feeling to it - I can just feel it - yes, I can just feel it.

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  22. You two will have a ball! I'm excited for you both!

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  23. SO...after reading all of your emails and laughing out loud the entire time, I decided to click over to see who the coop keeper was and could not believe that she lives in Crown Point, IN and that you were coming to visit her! I live in Crown Point, IN too, I love reading your blog. Small world!! I hope the two of you had a wonderful day today!! Can't wait to see pictures.
    Carissa

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  24. I am one of those crazy Fisher girls...and love that picture that you posted. That would have been my pick less for levity though. I am a Fisher! Love you cous. Oh much crisis in the Ruby hair clip issue. I am far too particular and am in search of the perfect felt. You will have a random packae on the porch for the fam that I have been gathering for sometime!

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  27. ohmygosh... now I love you both! Yep, new blog to add to my reading least. I hope you had a true meeting-of-the-hearts kind of day!

    And once again... my apologies for all my posted and deleted comments. I guess I can celebrate that life has learning opportunities every where I turn; even whilst chatting with strangers on their blog! hehehe! ;)

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  28. I just loved reading your back and forth messages. I'm laughing at the two of you, oh too funny!

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  29. I just started reading your blog, so I was not familiar with your sarcasm...

    I saw the picture you posted of the coop keeper and I thought to myself "wow... she's kind of old to be a blogger and to know how to use email... and judging from the picture, does she even have a computer??"

    I now appreciate your sarcasm. It made me laugh!

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  30. I just stumbled upon your blog today and this post was SO MUCH FUN to read. Now I want to hang out with the both of you.

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  31. HI-larious! . . . and I want a nickname. Going over to the Coop to see her take on the visit. . . .

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  32. Seriously-Can I come too please. I would love some coffee if you have extra. I'm a light eater and don't take up much room in the car.

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  33. I'm sitting here on this rainy, supposed to be snowy day in southwest VA drinking a cuppa and re-reading all of your old posts (which I love btw) and I think this one is my absolute fave! Have you ever read The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society? B/C this is exactly what it made me think of :)

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