Thursday, June 10, 2010

Stalked

What's a girl to do, when she is perpetually stalked by a stealthy paparazzo, day-in and day-out?

Since when is it big news to throw rotten gourds into the field?

What is she to do when he captures her moment of highest stress, burning the dreadful night permanently into her memory bank?

She's not safe in the comfort of her ugly socks and blue blanket, vegetating in mid-Winter evening. It's tragic, really.

Even her elbow is a target.

So, tell me, what's a girl to do?

Oh, I'll tell you...


She

Gets

Even.

Gesundheit, Honey.*

ps- You're dreamy.


*This is his favorite shirt. Could you tell? For all who have asked, it says "My Man Mitch". Mitch Daniels is our Governor. :)

44 comments:

  1. Dreamy and conservative. What more could a woman want?

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  2. :) Adorable. I'm not stepping in on your man, just mean it's cute that you got even in such a sweet way :)

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  3. when I read this title, I thought you were talking about me...whew.

    You are my hero. Funniest thing ever!
    Something to save for all eternity and bring up as often as possible in future blog post.

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  4. Please tell me you used the "Beast"!

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  5. That's cute! :) And I'm curious now... What's the rest of his shirt read!? :)

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  6. How sweet that he loves to take your picture! And I think it's totally approriate to get even every now and then. Ya'll are just lovely.

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  7. So I gotta know...what does his shirt say?? Look like "My Man"...Holy Moses.

    And did you get in on my giveaway...I have not noticed your witty comments gracing my inbox yet. Its a $50 Pottery Barn gift card girl, so get over there and comment! ;o)

    ~mary~

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  8. Ha, that's great!
    I love it.
    Getting even;) Whoa, those are wonderful get-even pictures! Though...those last two are just adorable. In she's-got-a-nice-husband sort of way;)
    Oh, that I should be so lucky someday.
    (I mean...blessed.)

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  9. Ha Ha Ha...These are all funny! You are both good sports, and cute even when you aren't trying!

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  10. SOOO sweet! Match made in Heaven! Lovely ~lulu

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  11. Glenco has a bad habit of taking my pic when I'm sleeping. Corco's a dream. He sure loves who ever it is taking his photo: < >

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  12. Mutual stalking is good for a marriage! You two are adorable. Seriously. Too cute.
    p.s. It's raining.

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  13. You'll love all those pics about 30 years from now.

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  14. Ha ha...I have to force my husband to even pick up the camera!! These are so fun!! Love his shirt!

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  15. it's almost 11pm at night and I just laughed out loud into the quiet when I read what his tshirt says. you guys are such a crack up!

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  16. What a funny post! You had me laughing!

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  17. I WISH my husband would pick up the camera and take pictures of me ... like once a decade or something. Thankfully, my son is stepping up to the plate, patching the hole in our family photo albums, making sure that I'm not faceless for all eternity.

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  18. I recognized that shirt a mile away!

    the two of you are adorable

    keep enjoying each other ;)

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  19. you two are so funny!!! I love that you did that:)

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  20. Could you 2 be any cuter? Those pics of you totally made me miss you. Must.make.it.happen.

    P.S. Mitch is my man too. Yay for common political ground!!!

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  21. You both are dreamy! So cute!!

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  22. I ♥ his t-shirt! Mitch for 2012!

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  23. Love it!! super cute and I'm with Chicken legs.. dreamy and conservative, he is surely a keeper!!!!

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  24. hahaha -- cute! And I totally knew that's what he had on, I'm certain I've seen it on him a few times :)

    BTW, cute picture of you with the pouty face.

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  25. You guys are so cute. I'd say you got him back. Now you're even!

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  26. I was just sure the picture taker was a camera happy pre-teen. That's the paparazzi population at our house.

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  27. sweet sweet revenge - well done! :)

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  28. Just look at those poor, allergy stung eyes...

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  29. Elbow! The elbow killed me!

    Hugs, The Lady of the House

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  30. At least it takes some decent pictures when he is stalking. My husband doesn't do very well even when he is trying. Cute pictures of both of you!

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  31. Very cute. Gotta love the shots of him sneezing. Priceless :)

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  32. That's funny stuff! You should feel lucky! You have a man who thinks you're so gorgeous he just can't stop himself from capturing you in your moments of glory! And just to let you know, I completely adore your writing style! I look forward to your witty, sarcastic posts so much :) Have a great weekend with that stalker ;)
    ~Kiri

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  33. the domestic fringeJune 11, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    You guys are adorable!

    -FringeGirl

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  34. Ha Ha! Funny!
    Your hubby knows a pretty girl when he sees one... love the gourd picture! =)

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  35. New to your blog and love it.
    Do you mean "Gesundheit" (German for bless you), though? :)

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